Saturday, December 10, 2011

160 For Sunday






Howdy-do you rascal you


Long time no see.


I thought you might make an appearance


So I baked you a cake


A Better Than Sex cake,


Cause you and I both know


We’re through



BETTER THAN SEX CAKE

1 (18.25 oz) package German Chocolate cake mix (and the eggs, oil and water it calls for)
1 can (14 oz) Sweetened Condensed milk
1 jar ice cream topping /  Caramel Sauce
1 Bag chocolate covered Toffee bits
1 (8 oz) container frozen Cool-Whip, thawed (optional)
Directions: Bake cake according to package directions for a 9×13 baking dish. Remove from oven and let sit for 5 minutes. Using a fork, poke holes all over the cake.
Pour the caramel sauce evenly all over the top of the cake. Then pour the can of sweetened condensed milk evenly over the top of the cake.  Sprinkle toffee bits evenly on top. Place cake in refrigerator and let chill for a few hours to cool completely.
Remove cake from refrigerator, and spread (if you dare) the thawed cool-whip evenly over the top.  Serve!


10 comments:

Kathe W. said...

what a great poem to read first thing this morning- big smiles!

Kathe W. said...

so- where's the recipe for this cake?

Helen said...

Kathe ... your wish is my command!

Dolores said...

I like your poem.... and the recipe sounds sinful!!!

Kathe W. said...

OMG- it might be better than sex? Naaaaaaaaaah!
2nd best ? yessssssss!

rosaria said...

Oh no, now I wanT A PIECE OF THAT CAKE!

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Helen, I have made this recipe before, and it is delish. Loved your poem. It made me laugh out loud. laurie

Friko said...

I've known for a long time that cake is better than sex; ever since I grew up, in fact.

Suz said...

I have the recipe for that cake...
and just turning 61....I make it often :)

FrankandMary said...

It always sounds like a good idea, but I've never really found a cake better than good sex. ~Mary

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